Singlish (part 3)

“Papa! Just now… Just now mama cut my finger.”
“Horror lah you …”
“OK lah finger nail lah.”
“Eh Hello, speak English. No singlish please. “
“I think you should speak proper English at home.”
“See? See?”

I didn’t realise how annoying I am until I saw my mini version. Now my wife has to deal with two annoying person in our family.